The internet is raging about something so ridiculously unimportant.

Movie teaser debuted yesterday from Universal, giving fans their first look at the new big-screen

interpretation of Nintendo's adored leak-fixer

Fans were content for the majority of the two-and-a-half-minute clip

since it had some adorable CGI, accurate representations of well-known characters

and PG-rated efforts at humor

Mario eventually cracked open his mouth, and Chris Pratt's voice rang out.

Not Chris Pratt's voice trying to sound like an amateurish cod Italian.

Chris Pratt's voice alone. The reaction was swift and angry. Fans all around